Above is probably the oldest picture of me. Behind me there are two calendars. The date marked by the calendars: October 1979, a month before my first birthday.

I'm sitting on the big blue chair in the center of the front row. I'm facing my house probably asking, "where is the damn pinata?!"

I just hope the DMV does not get ahold of this picture. I'm asleep and driving. Talk about talent!

A picture of me wearing a shirt that says "QUIERO", with beans smeared all over my face. Freaking Chihuahua is lucky Taco Bell didn't meet me first!

Picture of me holding a glass-bottle of Squirt (soda) almost as long as my arm. Seeing that big smile, and how wet my neck and tummy were, don't dare ask if that big ole bottle was all for me! Once a soda lover, always a soda lover: I now take on 2 liter bottles.

My mother, my sisters, my brother and I (black shorts). Year... 1982.

"A pink cake?!", you ask. It was my sister's cake, alright? Don't panic.

Gots to love my tricycle.