"If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee."

"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue."

"You can't kill yourself by holding your breath."
(There goes my dream of a peaceful-death...)

"Average [penis] length when erect: 5.1 inches"
(Whewf, barely made it...)

"The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable."

"Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older."
(I'm SO unlucky, before you die, leave me a "Happy 116th B-day" card...)

"Average # of erections per day for a man: 11."
(I can beat that...)

"Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married."

"Average # of erections during the night: 9."
(I can DEFINITELY beat that!)

"The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1."

"The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order."

"Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch."
(Don't look at me...)

"It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs."

"The cigarette lighter was invented before the match."

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

"Polar bears are left handed."

"The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field."

"Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)."

"Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt."

"An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain."

"Cat's urine glows under a pinklight."
(Mine glows under ANY light... and??)

"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than Left-handed people do."
(It pays to be normal...)

"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes."
(Hmm... now I know what I want to be in my next life.)

"No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!"

"The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!"

"A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death."

"In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!"

"A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate."

"The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!"

"A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue."
(There's that tongue-talk again... I should make this site 'rated-X'...)

"Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying."

"The average person laughs 13 times a day!"

"Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow!"

"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure..."

"It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open."

"Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing."

"The average person falls asleep in seven minutes."

"The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing."

"The penis does shrink in the shower."
(What a relief...:)

"The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off."

The average person wouldn't have read a list this long... you weirdo. :)