Tuesday, September 28, 2004It’s dark and the room is locked. The light is on. Someone rattles the doorknob and you remain quiet, careful enough to not even allow your own ears to perceive the sound of paper being cut. There’s a knock, soon followed by more rattling. You then wonder how long it’s going to take for you to explode and scream, “Can’t you fucking guess I’m taking a dump?!” Really, why the hell do people rattle doorknobs and knock on locked restroom doors? Do they expect someone to cordially say across the door, “Take your shoes off and come onnnnn innnn!”?? I think not. Posted by at 9:39 pm [Permalink]
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