Sunday, February 15, 2004

Blooper after blooper, obscenity after obscenity, fall after fall, it’s all in a soccer game. But when one of your soccer buddies sticks out his fat, wide, wiggly butt and for some reason you’re not wise enough to look the other way…. not a good thing! Fat, wide, wiggly, gross, really! But the dude had a point, “Hahaha, I sticked out my butt because I wanted to see Cuauhtemoc’s (Dusky) reaction! You should have seen his face!” Heh, I’m not so sure that guy and I will get along the same now that I’ve seen how gay he can be. 😀

Now that I’ve mentioned gayness, let me tell you that my father has the following theory:

You’re not a proven man unless you have sex with another man and honestly say you didn’t enjoy it.

I, for one, am okay with not being a proven man. He’s joking, of course. 🙂

But what’s good to hear is that gay couples in San Francisco are getting married by the bunch. It fills me with joy that the mayor of San Francisco even ordered City Hall to open tomorrow, a federal holiday. Yup, good stuff. Gay people are humans, too, damnation! Just as long as the gaydudes keep their eyes off me, it’s all good. Now the lesbos, on the other hand, can look all they want… but they gotta be warned, though: I’ve been known for leading some to making the switch-back. :winks:

So, selfish lesbos out there, if you wanna keep your women to yourselves, blindfold them while they’re around me, aiiight? 😀

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