Saturday, April 23, 2005

She Was Soooooooo Blonde…

she thought a quarterback was a refund;
she thought General Motors was in the army;
she took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept;
she sent a fax with a stamp on it;
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate;
she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”;
she studied for a blood test;
on a job application, instead of her signature, she wrote Saggitarius next to “Sign here”;
she sold her car for gas money;
when she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead;
when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” she
turned around and went home;
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved;
she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening;
she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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